Running buddy relationship updates
This will make Caitie vomit.
Me: post on the DFMC bulletin board - “Age 24 & living in Cambridge…looking for runner partner!”
do you think I should?
J: oooooohhhh!
I will accept a one year affair
Me: thanks, do we need to compare lists?
J: i don’t want to know details, and when I come back I’ll probably be coy but secretly really want a threesome
Me: i promise not to post too many photos to facebook
J: i’ll just keep my distance and know that if you and i are meant to be, we’ll end up together
and forgive any transgressions that may or may not have occurred
that’s what I say now at least
if i’m upset and you say “you said it was okay!” I’ll probably say “OF COURSE I WOULD SAY THAT, BUT I DIDN’T THINK YOU’D ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT”=. WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?!”
splash the glass of water in your face, etc.
…runners will be so creeped out by me.
